WILL: Sue! We need to talk. The auditorium is padlocked!
SUE: Well, that’s curious. Did you check the sign-up sheet?
WILL: What sign-up sheet?
SUE: The one I keep right here in my waistband, William. Let’s see. Yeah, I’ve got the entire week booked solid. Got a big magazine feature coming up. It’s a little chilly for my girls to be practicing outdoors.
WILL: Yeah? Well, let’s see what Figgins has to say about this.
SUE: Oh, I’m sure Figgins will just mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.
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