Sue : Hey, man-whore
Brenda : Will Schuester?
Will : Yeah.
Brenda : I’m Brenda Castle.I’m the new astronomy teacher and badminton coach. I also happen to be an alcoholic, and… I like pills. I hear that’s just your type. Let’s go in this classroom and pork!
Will : No.
Figgins : I am praying for you, William. We’ve all heard about your gallivanting.
Will : But nothing happened!
Ken : Maybe that’s not what matters, Will. You broke the heart of somebody who doesn’t let people get close to her.
Will : I didn’t mean to hurt anybody.
Ken : You probably didn’t mean to hurt me either, but lately I’ve been feeding my feelings to the tune of 6,000 calories a day.
Sue : slut!
Poor baby… <3
